Oyster Party
Had a killer awesome oyster party last night. Five dozen oysters were shucked and devoured, much alcohol consumed, and plenty dancing had. Fun times for all.
Now to clean and get ready to go home for the holidays, woot.
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Had a killer awesome oyster party last night. Five dozen oysters were shucked and devoured, much alcohol consumed, and plenty dancing had. Fun times for all.
Now to clean and get ready to go home for the holidays, woot.
"Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf’s skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney’s bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer’s lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains."
- Francois Rabelais, Gargantua