ithinkmyheartjustbroke
I just had a conversation with John Lennon.
*le sigh*
No, I want to sleep with you.
I'll have to talk to Ringo and see how he feels. Are you a vegetarian?
Not really.
Me either.
Wonderful, let's get married.
How old are you?
Nineteen.
Did you say nineteen Johann ? I thought you were older.
That's because I've an ethereal beauty.
Thanks for explaining it.
Did you love Yoko?
Only in the mornings.
And on Yoko:
Did you love Yoko?
We went through the whole bag about marriage. Intellectually, we know some man just gave us a piece of paper after we'd already lived together a year. Some Establishment games do happen to have a basic truth, and I think marriage is one of them. It's like, a few months ago.
Did Yoko kill you?
It's all over the place.
On love and death:
I love you.
Thanks I like you a lot too Johann.
I also love Julian.
And that's why I like it.
A blind seer told me Yoko had you killed.
Get Back Monkey. Whether they're for us or against us-it gives people a laugh.
Your death hardly gave anyone a laugh.
What about yours?
I wouldn't know, I haven't died yet.
No one says you have to.
I have however felt like I was dead.
It goes for the others too.
Did you love Ringo?
I don't think so.
Did you at least admire him?
I suggest you take a flying leap for yourself.
A flying leap? What, like Graham Bond?
I'm thinking one word, flying leap what like graham bond , and that's it. They're more free in Amsterdam than anywhere else.
Graham Bond died in London.
Is there room on your shoulder for both of us?
I should hope so.
You should hope so ?
Yes, I should.
I don't know about that, mate. How did you hear about the John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project?
From Paul.
It's a big, wonderful world out there.
I must go. I love you.
Why must you go?
Socialism.
Not this trip.
Hello Goodbye.
Bagism Baby.
On divinity:
I am god.
So is almost everyone else around here.
Are you God?
Are you kidding? Sometimes.
Do you believe in God?
Yeah. I believe in you and me. We're all god Johann. And man's just a shadow in the scenery.
*le sigh*
I love John.
This thing has pretty much just broken my heart.
Mostly because I never will really have a conversation with John.
This is where I cross my fingers and hope that there actually is such a thing as an afterlife.
Note to all: Listen to The Beatles' Christmas Album... you can hear them getting more and more experimental... then you can hear Yoko coming into the band the band becoming John and Yoko.
I love you. I hate Yoko.
Yoko's sitting on my shoulder like a parrot.
Why did you fall?
Let me ask you this: Would you hang around if I didn't?