Merkavah - Drive the Lord's SUV!

By the way, I am throughly sorry at the way this blog's suffered over time and through the summer. If you compare the quality of the posts in March to the ones now, I'm sure you'll agree with me that I've really fallen into a pit as far as keeping this blog going is concerned.

HOWEVER... since I am clearly inebriated at this time and having difficulty typing, with none of my Ottawa buddies (God, I hate being home) to sing rowdy bar songs with, I shall have to worsen the quality of the blog by posting some rather rowdy drinking songs having to do with Germans...

As this was to really piss off the German club that I belonged to. I mean, as much as I loved my teachers in a way, and I did do some fun things with them...

Friendly rowdy Britishness is of course, necessary during football season. Football being soccer to you uncultured folk.

Anyway, here we go:

There were ten German bombers in the air...
There were ten German bombers in the air...
There were ten German bombers,
Ten German bombers,
There were ten German bombers in the air...

There were nine German bombers in the air... (etc.)

There's one I particularly fancy, since it's simple and pretty much anyone, despite their non-Britishness, can join in, especially when dealing with very very patriotic and hardcore footie fans from Germany...

Though I have to admit their players are top-notch. But not as awesome as ours. =)

Of course, we also have worse, and worse. I'll share one more... to save your poor eyes.

The German soldiers crossed the Rhine... taboo, taboo...
The German soldiers crossed the Rhine... taboo, taboo...
The German soldiers crossed the Rhine,
They fucked the women and drank the wine,
and they all sang Sieg Heil!
Tickle my ass taboo...

Haha, of course, this gets the competition quite roaring. It's fun fun shit. We've other drinking songs, but none of them really get a good friendly bar rivalry going with the Germans, since most don't involve them and actually involve Canadian pride... (Barrett's Privateers, anyone?)

Anyway, that's my go at destroying my own blog's integrity... ciao!