Merkavah - Drive the Lord's SUV!

Dreams last night were completely absurd... and violent. I can definately tell it's starting to get warmer up here (it's 2.2 C right now) because I covered in sweat. Yet another excuse to take hundreds of showers a day... sweet.

I do not ever suggest trying to shoot vampires with a handgun, even if they're threatening your client. They normally don't care all that much... and your dream will typically turn into a bad horror flick.

Other than that though, I did have some pretty sweet dreams about Star Wars (Hmm?) and also one about an all-ages talent show... from which the chorus from a child's song (which I obviously made up in my head) is stuck in my mind.

"Each day comin' home I'd be coming back to you/Each day comin' home I'd tell you I love you."

As far as I can tell, my mind is insane.

However, I did come up with a few good conclusions about the Star Wars franchise...

Episodes 1 and 2 (the new ones) would have been much improved had there been more focus on the political situation of the time. As the movies stand we don't have clear motivations for any side of the conflict... Why, when they had such a big fucking army, was Naboo so important to take? Why did the Republic have such a strong response?

So much is unexplained.

Though Episode 3 promises to be a good action film, I think. It really doesn't matter how they make it... we've all already been hooked in by the trailer. It's the last Star Wars movie... no matter how bad our friends say it is... no matter how many bad reviews it gets... we have to see it, simply for that fact.

Anyway, I just woke up. Later today shall bring a post about the hypocrisy inherent in heterosexual males, or something about video games.

Either or, it'll be a better post than this one. I'm really f'in hungry.